Cutting through the noise of my reviews
Cutting Through the Noise is just what I intend to do here. So many times we try to get to the bottom of a review, but all you see is the same old bullshit on every damn review, no matter what it is, we think that the only way we are going to get the truth is if we go find out for ourselves. I am here to tell you that it is not here.
What I will or Will NOT Do
I have a potty mouth and am very opinionated, but what I will never do is lie to you, abuse you, belittle you, or any of those other things that are meant ever to hurt your feelings. Still, your products or services, the things that I am here to review, are all off limits on those things. If you come at me wanting your shit reviewed, then you better know that ALL bets are off because I am not going to lie to you or to my readers.
Readers, the same goes for you; if you don’t like an image or language or anything else I write here, then you are just as free to click out as anyone else is. I am not forcing you to be here a bit more than I am for the owners of the products and services I write about.
What to expect from Rude Bitch Reviews:
I will give you my complete and honest reviews on literally anything that comes across my desk. I won’t yank your chain or mislead you, but I will be brutally honest. I will review pretty much anything, whether it be porn sites, hamburgers, services, anything that comes at me, I’ll give you the best damn reviews I can muster up. If you catch me being wrong, tell me, I don’t mind. If I buy it, I’ll fix it; if not, I’ll tell you to fuck right the hell off. Just don’t be nasty to my people or me.
You MAY see some adult things, but I won’t show anything more than maybe a boob, but no full-on porn. That you have to deal with my webmasters on. I may say words about it, but I won’t give you the pics; I don’t want to leave anyone out here.
The Meaning of the Noise on Rude Bitch Reviews
The noise I speak of here is the rattle of the pack of lies and misleading on some sites. I know it exists because I used to be one of those reviewers. They would tell me, “Tam, we still have to do business, so make talk them up a little positively”, but you know what? Fuck that!! If I cannot be honest, I do not really want to do it, so I won’t. I’ll clean up the noise you are used to and give it to you straight. The way I see it, if you want it, you are going to get it, no matter what I say or don’t say about it.
Fluff is not my cup of tea; give it to me straight or keep it to yourself. That’s what I stand for and what I try to give when I am asked about anything. I am one of those girls that WANT you to be honest with me if I say something like “Do these jeans make me look fat?”, fuck telling me no and let me walk out the door to get funny looks.
My Promise to You
I won’t yank your chain, and I won’t give you a shit load of sugar; in fact, I won’t give you any at all. You’d better love a little spice because that is exactly what I am about to give you. The one thing no one has ever questioned me on is how I feel or think about things, because I always give it to you straight. That seems to scare some people, but oh well, that’s your opinion. If you don’t want my opinion, you’d better damn well be ready for the truth as I see it or feel it.
If you want to add me on Facebook, that is fine; you are just going to see more of the same here. But beware, no topic is off-limits here. I am not much into religion or politics, so those will be very few and far between. I don’t need that kind of drama. If I do, it is going to be something I deeply feel something about.
Conclusion of the Reasons Behind Rude Bitch Reviews
To be totally blunt, I want your clicks, and I want you to read what I have to say, but at the end of the day, I couldn’t really care less; that hasn’t broken me yet, and I don’t see it breaking me now just because you are here. I am the same behind your back as I am to your face. If I have something to say, I say it. So read my posts if you want and don’t it you don’t, that is 100% up to you.
Have fun, have a great world, with all the crazy shit going on, I just want to enjoy the time we have on this crazy fucked up planet, and I want to bring you the same thing. I truly do love most people, of course, with some exceptions, and I don’t mean a bit of hate or harm to anyone, I just want to be real!!
Good day, good night, and have fun, and love one another, but do it with honesty and integrity. Have a little dignity in your life, and you won’t be as angry.
